GPB Jargon Kit
(With acknowledgement to Honeywell)
Take any four-digit sequence, say 2-3-4-1, and read the appropriate items in order from Tables A, then B, then C then D. For example, if you took the number 2-3-4-1, you would read phrase 2 from Table A (However), phrase 3 from Table B (initiation of critical subsystem development), phrase 4 from Table C (requires considerable systems analysis and trade off studies to arrive at) and phrase 1 from Table D (the anticipated fourth generation equipment.).
This marvellous Jargon Kit gives you 10,000 alternative ponderous sentences which can be used as conversation starters or simply as something to say when you can’t think of anything sensible.
TABLE A 0. In particular
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TABLE B 0. a large portion of the interface co-ordination communication |
TABLE C 0. must utilise and be functionally interwoven with |
TABLE D 0. the sophisticated hardware.
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